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Interface Designer?

August 28th, 2007

I was talking to a good mate of mine who works in web dev and we shared a little giggle earlier on, here is an exert from the conversation:

“…I got the best CV sent to me yesterday. This was for an Interface Design position - check out his personal site (that he encouraged me to visit in his covering letter): http://www.nicephotog-jvm.net/ OMFG”.

What is even worse is the fact that he was sent over to my friend by a recruitment agency, if that’s the best they had to offer him then god help us! Here’s a screen shot of the guy’s site:

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8 Responses to “Interface Designer?”

  1. pdog said:

    hey dude. i was interested to see the guy’s site and was actually quite impressed. it takes considerable originality to creatively construct a “bad” looking site. did it not occur to you that in order to differentiate himself, he deliberately made the site to look in bad taste. I’m sure that given a decent design brief, he could actually create a more ’standard’ looking site. i don’t know, maybe, I’m reading too much into it, but homogenised sites all look the same and all this guy is doing is trying to be distinctive. hey, it made you take notice….

  2. pdog said:

    hahah - only joking. that site is just shite. my bad!

  3. nicephotog said:

    In essense the site does have a gauche’ colour effect to it of i believe
    gets compared to a style of advertising involving simplified colouring
    in the sixties called “pop art”.
    If you take a look at my site-blaster.js page you will see what i am more
    about and inclusive my web art information page. I do not believe that
    the designs in the site-blaster.js page are for anything except
    modifying to create a style that appeals.
    http://www.nicephotog-jvm.net/nicephotogs-site-blaster.js.html
    User interfaces themselves in HTML however are for bound to
    computing hardware events and often require back-end to front-end
    server programming to service the many browser types and OS’s of the
    final distinguishment is the server side language in use by the hosting.
    I am a web programmer more than a designer and i dispute it
    categorically defies sensibility for the placement and usage because
    in holding up partner information spasmodically the page requires
    some simplications to modify quickly and keep valid.
    User interface design is also an analyst action of placement and effect
    as much for the final design appearence because you are attempting to
    assist a user amoung many variable reactions to client environment
    from language use and available knowledge of audience type then
    bound to final data collection requirements that can have for most
    finite quantities types failures.

  4. Ben Ellis said:

    Waffle waffle waffle, user-centred design is what it is all about, and that site is definitely not user-friendly and the design (or lack of it) just makes my eyes hurt. Even if it is a deliberate attempt to attain a certain ’style’, it still doesn’t pull off that style very convincingly. Oh well, all the best!

  5. Waffle waffle waffle you reckon said:

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Your statement is “defamation”
    and unfounded! The below will explain to you the principles of something you obviously are not effectively trained at or experienced.

    Are you saying that alike the problem, that writing a page for SEO, is to
    a search engine, the same as GUI components to user-centered design.

    Firstly, thats only the domain pointer page and that is the most common entry point to any site statistically. So for most people whom wish to use [now get this piece of rationale!] a site and many for the first time, What would they “want” to have user-centrically available!.
    Well, now take a look at my site!
    The first pieces rendered to a client page bya browser are centered at
    all the parts required them to use the site for any standard navigational reasons for information. Inclusive! is the ability to full text search.
    The page also does not contain any actually required dynamic scripting
    to allow any reasonabley well constructed HTML user-agents to load it
    with no errors(why w3c.org valid parsed html4 is a problem to you i
    do not know).
    There are standard html4 anchor links to all the major required
    navigational data equipment at eye level of the screen. They are the
    ” ‘text’ site map page” of all the impotant and lesser important pages
    of the site.
    The direct contact form page link.
    The domain name banner image, so people know where they have
    landed.
    There is a direct page link to a standard html4 page to tell/warn surfers of some of the peculiarities of the site. That link itself is highlighted to
    give the entering surfers a better chance to read information that will
    give them less trouble at use of the site.
    There is also a standard HTML4 marquee banner that warns surfers
    multi-media is present in the site and will correct require software to
    operate it.
    That is backed up by a direct link to a page containing information and
    direct links to the proprietry software sites and their add-in downloads.

    Finally, the main pages of context to the site are listed in a table with
    a short one line of explaination of the information subject contents of
    the page.

    No expert in web programming or web designing would disagree with
    me about the methods used as by me in my pages being good
    user-centered design.

    You can go back to jamming peoples browsers with FLASH and the
    loading time and its heavy problem of adding into the browser software
    p/browser because you probably cannot write html let alone valid html.
    While FLASH is a legitimate technology, my opinion is it is only good for
    banner animation and .flv audio movies in web pages.

  6. Mr Mackintosh said:

    Yeah I take all the points on board but ultimately the site looks like something I produced under strain after a dodgy curry.

  7. Ben Ellis said:

    It would seem as though I have hit a nerve here. I would love to go into great depth to try and explain my rationale to you, but I am busy at work. So will keep it short and sweet. I am not trying to put a black mark on your character dude, so take it easy.

    Before you get all shirty and think that I am crap at coding, etc etc I would suggest you check out http://www.hungrybrowser.co.uk/ and actually read a little bit before you brand me a flash advocate, which I couldn’t be further from. Web standards my friend, go dig it!

    Also 6 years and 35 projects later, combined with the fact that I get 2 to 3 calls everyday from recruitment consultants must be testament to the fact that I am doing something right, wouldn’t you say!

    Anyway I best get back to doing my job as an Information Architect, and leave you to code up some lovely HTML 4.

    Peace!

  8. nicephotog said:

    You just hit another nerve with me there! That being recruitment
    consultants, they often have an it degree but actually do not properly
    comprehend the inner depths of programming, they’re more alike a
    big index of names and summaries of technologies that can click a
    mouse in any OS. Programming being text and various training
    languages they are given to use or real languages used only cover
    fundamentals it appears, most i have talked to do not comprehend
    even what they are told to name.
    I have written more than 4000 lines of Java2 some of it a login JDBC
    to MySQL web application. Of javascript i can Use AJAX for file pickup
    in Mozilla.org browsers, Opera and IE(no Objective C for Mac).
    There are around the same in PERL and PHP code. Inclusive is the
    manipulation of the request and response headers from the server
    to the client(w3c.org and NSCA).
    These are the top level web technologies for analyst interactive
    programming to assist a user and machine. But at some point i do
    not find catering for older or off-beat browsers(user-agents) a
    goodpoint or people will not take up new technologies and miss
    out on great assistance.
    Of web specifications, the w3c and the WCAG1,2 with Web2 do hold
    meaning, but to save time for myself anything is only applied to
    buddy OS’s and the OS more than 70% of the world uses to surf.
    I allow no excuse in any context for my front pages style, It’s
    gauche’ but simple enough to fulfill the fundamentals of only
    holding a small and simple quantity of information because it is to
    operate more alike one giant button to click in effect, than a place
    to stay around to find everything ever wanted of a site.

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