So it took me about 2 hours and 15 minutes to travel the 35 miles between Elsenham and London today, the reason why, well we all know how this story goes, but I will tell you again away…
Got up at 6.30, had breakie etc. Left the house in the dark. Boarded the train at 7.49, found myself a quiet corner, popped on the iPod and got prepared for an hour’s kip until Liverpool Street. 30 minutes later the train stops and the driver announces that no one should get off at Tottenham Hale as the Victoria line is up the shitter. Bad news no. 1.
About 2 minutes later after departing the station the train loses power and the driver gets back on the PA to announce that the overhead lines are down, so can’t continue with our journey. We stand still for about 10 minutes and then regain the power only to be told that there is an electrical fire further down the line so we have to wait a bit longer. Eventually we get moving and roll into Liverpool Street about 30 minutes late.
After the 1000001 people disembark the grubby train, there is the usual rush for the gates. But today there seemed to be a lot more people moving slowly along the platform. It turns out that a lady has collapsed on the platform and is laying on the ground blocking the progress of the mob. People casually walk by, rubbernecking only to see what is going on, and then progressing with their day. A National Rail attendant assists the unconscious lady, hopefully she regained consciousness after I left.
Ok overland train journey complete, next: The Tube. I boarded the Central line carriage and just closed my eyes and focused on the fact that I had only 4 stops until Holborn. I stood ram-jammed in the carriage, my only conciliation that it is winter and so only about 25 degrees on the tube, instead of the summer 40.
Anyway in conclusion, as I was on the escalator going up to exit Holborn tube I was thinking, fu*k there has to be a better way to earn a buck and live a nice lifestyle. There is certainly nothing positive about commuting to London, as seen in the numerous articles in the papers, but then the choices are limited. Move to London, pay through the nose for a shoebox and live in an expensive, dirty city where people hardly talk to each other, or live out in the sticks and grin and bear the daily struggle to get to work.
My choice is neither, you see people on the TV that have escaped the rat race and moved to Europe (or further) to lead a less stressful lifestyle. My uncle has packed up and moved to Thailand to live with his wife. My mate Alex has buggered off to work in Melbourne (Oz). Sulli is living and having a ball in Hong Kong. Friends of the family moved to Canada and Australia 30 years ago and have never looked back.
So it can be done, you just need to work at it, find somewhere you want to be and focus on making that happen. I’m not gonna let the London economic machine suck me in and wake up when I am 35 with high blood pressure, grey or no hair, stressed to the eyeballs on a the verge of nervous breakdown, no, in the words of Ben Harper “I believe in a better way”, and I am gonna find it.